Girls were born so boys wouldn’t get lonely
2.Ok, I get it, you hate me.I don’t care.It doesn’t hurt me. I hate you too.
3.It’s that time of the month and going online would be the last place i’d want to be right now so if you don’t have to worry about maxipads and underwire…… GO TO HELL!!!
4.HEY %n! I’m not here because I went to go change my…uh..wait..that’s a little to much info there..how bout,”I’m goin to get a new p…” no..that’s a little more then you wanted to know…how bout..OH! that’s good…here we go..how bout,”I’m going to get a new, “napkin”. yup…that’s it…
5.Hey I’m out,
Leave a messege after the period